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Pumpkins smell the buzz, partner with Coty for ‘Oceania’ fragrance 12:01 am // Sunday, April 1, 2012

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[For more April Fool's Day posts, read through the "parody" category.]

Mere weeks after Billy Corgan asked attendees at a SXSW Interactive panel, “Would you rather have me in a record deal than selling perfumes?!,” a new report says the Smashing Pumpkins will in fact begin marketing a bottled scent during the third quarter of 2012. According to Women’s Wear Daily, Corgan will partner with Coty Prestige to create “Oceania: The Fragrance,” which Coty is describing as the first-ever (cough) “album perfume.”

In a separate press release, Corgan’s partners at Coty (who are also authoring scents for Madonna and Lady Gaga) described the scent:

Oceania: The Fragrance serves as an essential part of the full album experience that is [the Pumpkins' upcoming record] Oceania. Oceania is designed as all-encompassing sensory experience that will transport fans aurally, visually, and olfactorily. Oceania, the album, whose theme is that essentially, deeply human crisis, loneliness; loneliness, whose only counterweight is spiritual enlightenment and, if one is fortunate, the love of a woman from Down Under. Oceania: The Fragrance is inspired by these same questions, as well as the Australian state of Queensland, energy vortices, and the Colossus of Memnon. Oceania: The Fragrance features a rich blend of indolic flowers, native Queensland Bridal Veil Orchid, and sweaty musks—the swirling, heavenly heights of white blooms, tempered by the basest human fears. Only by copiously applying Oceania: The Fragrance will Smashing Pumpkins superfans truly understand the mystery of Oceania: the album.

Corgan’s squeeze Jessica Origliasso has already expressed her approval for the scent on Twitter, saying, “Lovers, I smell like angel’s breath & Queensland orchids Xx”

Corgan’s biting remarks at SXSW contrasted the public’s expectations that mainstream pop artists will market products to them with the expectation that alternative and indie artists will eschew money-making opportunities. Declaring in one forum that “marketing is the new money,” Corgan was also quoted as saying: “If I have to sell cologne to make my music vital, then that’s what I have to do…not that anyone would buy it.”

Oceania: The Fragrance will be available in 50 and 100 mL Eau de Parfum, in a globe-shaped, resonant crystal-topped bottle; a 10 mL purse spray will be exclusive to Sephora.

Comments

1. Rant - 12:07 am // Sunday, April 1, 2012

April Fools!

2. listers_mullet - 12:08 am // Sunday, April 1, 2012

I understand this is a Hipsters United tradition, but if you don’t have any funny material, why even bother.

3. Seb - 1:09 am // Sunday, April 1, 2012

Crisis would be a good perfume for evening wear.. Loneliness would be an essential, lighter scent for daytime wear..

4. gsmamz - 2:30 am // Sunday, April 1, 2012

Hey, this was pretty good. I totally believed it. I mean, it wouldn’t surprise me at all.

I did only get to the “More…” part, and the last word I read–“olfactorily” kinda made me raise an eyebrow. When I clicked on that, I immediately saw the comments (had no idea it was already April Fools today), so, that did it in.

With all this talk of SP Inc. and marketing, this didn’t really seem unbelievable at all. And the bottle illustration you used worked very well. Good one, guys. :)

5. Qwerty - 6:27 am // Sunday, April 1, 2012

Hahahaha totally fell for that!

6. snowtrooper - 8:20 am // Sunday, April 1, 2012

well done. im actually browsing for april fools internet jokes.

7. lala - 8:22 am // Sunday, April 1, 2012

LOL … you made my morning :)

8. JCelsius - 11:05 am // Sunday, April 1, 2012

So believable. If this had been posted on any other day I would have been had.

9. asdf - 11:12 am // Sunday, April 1, 2012

I think Crestfallen’s simpler April Fool’s jab wins this year (I fell for it out of desperation).. but HU had some excellent ones in the past

http://www.crestfallen.com/2012/04/01/world-exclusive-oceania-sample/

10. Johnny - 11:48 am // Sunday, April 1, 2012

This fragrance is going to revolutionize the music industry. Take THAT Bjork!

11. Chop - 3:34 pm // Sunday, April 1, 2012

Is this perfume download only…

12. gsmamz - 5:19 pm // Sunday, April 1, 2012

“First-ever album perfume”…..hahaha

13. Jonk - 11:48 pm // Sunday, April 1, 2012

lol I actually believed this until I read the April Fools thing

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